AISubs v3.7
[Laughter]
What's with him!
I'm sorry for making you eat the shonben (Japanese noodle)
[Laughter]
Shibayudo!
Tojimeso!
Yoharudo!
Hojimeru!
[Clearing throat]
What's up with you again?
[Laughter]
Huh?
You want two?
Can you just leave it to me?
Yeah, leave it to me.
If you don't come in now...
you can't get back to work.
[Laughter]
You think you can get back with just coming in?
I'm late for 5 hours.
Why did you mention it?
You're a little erotic, though.
(LOL)
- That's a crazy word. - Why is it okay?
Erotic...
- It doesn't matter. - Okay.
What I'm trying to say is...
It's really nice to have 6 people.
- Yeah. - That's what I thought.
You can split up into 2 vs. 2 vs. 2.
You can split up into 3 vs. 3.
We're a 5-member group.
We can do that.
Originally, there were 7 of us, but now there are 6 of us.
- I fell in love with you. - Huh?
Huh? Are you kidding me?
Wasn't it about 3?
(LOL)
We've done a lot of team games like this, but...
- There's one team game we haven't done yet. - Okay.
- It's 1 vs. 2 vs. 3. - What?
- I've forgotten about it. - Oh, you haven't.
The reason we haven't done it yet is...
- Because we can't compete against each other. - That's right.
- It's not fair. - No, it's not.
- It's decided by who's better or worse. - Okay.
- But! That's what we're talking about. - Yeah.
- It's not clear by competition. - Yeah.
- That's true. - Yeah.
There might be a game that's the most fun...
- in that 1 vs. 2 vs. 3. - Yeah.
- By the way, can we pick a team? - Oh, sure.
- We can pick the best 1 vs. 2 vs. 3. - Yeah.
- It looks like we're going to be 1 vs. Ryo. - Yeah.
- It's not like we're going to win by ourselves. - Yeah.
- Who's going to play? - Oh, it's these four.
- Yeah. - It's a competition.
I've forgotten about it, but...
I'm sure there are people who think...
- 1 vs. 2 vs. 3 is fun. - Yeah.
- I won rock-paper-scissors and... - I lost.
- I'm sad now.
- I guess I'll go first. - Yeah.
- Keita, please go first. - Yeah, I'll go first.
- Okay. - Please go ahead.
I'd like to ask you a question...
about your team.
- When you were 19... - Yeah.
- Did you play a lot in the morning? - No, I didn't.
- Oh, you didn't. - I don't play well at all...
- but I've been drinking and playing a lot lately. - Oh.
- You should play for about 10 hours. - Yeah.
- Oh, you're right about that. - That's crazy.
When I was in high school, I played about 2,000 times.
If you're playing 2,000 times...
- I'll rank Shibayu 1st. - Oh!
Hey, hey, are you okay?
Me and Toshimitsu are 2nd.
- And Yumemushi and Ryo are 3rd. - Oh.
- That's our team.
I'll set up the darts now...
and everyone will throw in order.
The team that hits the ball first wins.
- So Shibayu's team... - Yeah.
- Well...
- doesn't get a chance. - Yeah.
- Me and Toshimitsu are 2nd. - Yeah.
- And Sanninchi is 3rd. - Yeah.
- If you think about it, you can throw more. - Yeah.
- I'll rank Shibayu 1st. - Then do it!
- Do it! - Huh?!
- There's still alcohol left!
- You want me to do it? - Hurry up and do it!
You should've taken off your glasses!
- Toshimitsu, cover me! - Sorry.
- We're at the gym now. - Yay!
- There's a sign about 3 meters away. - Oh, it's a hippo.
- It's pretty big, isn't it? - Yeah, it's a hippo.
But this time, the one who did the best job wins.
- So, if you say "cleared", "cleared", "cleared", "ah, that was close", you win. - I see.
- But it's not good if there's a huge difference. - Yeah.
- I think I'll go first and do my best. - Oh!
- Darts, huh? - You're only good at darts.
- Okay, here we go. - Okay.
- Left team, start! - Out!
- You're terrible at darts. - It's okay! I trust my own team!
- Okay, you two teams, here we go. - Huh?
- Cut it out! - You!
- Cut it out! - Do it properly!
- You're a jerk! - You're a jerk!
- The sound and rhythm were great. - You're a jerk!
- Huh? - You're a jerk!
- You're a jerk!
- We'll let you go. - Okay.
- Here we go. - Okay.
- Wow! - You're good!
- So we're a trio now? - Yeah, a trio.
- You can hit at least one-third of the ball. - No, you can't.
- You're a jerk! - You're a jerk!
- The trio is just as I expected. - You're a jerk!
- You're a jerk!
- You're a pretty good team. - Yeah.
- You're a jerk! - You're a jerk!
- Wow! - You're all terrible.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Not bad.
- Not bad at all. - Yeah.
- Oh! - Oh!
- No, no! - No, no!
- I thought I'd never hit it. - Oh!
- Oh!
- You just missed it! - You missed it!
[Who is it?]
- You can't hit it without hitting it, right? - No, you can't!
- The way you hit it is... the tip is angled... - Oh!
- Nice! - Oh!
- Looking good!
- How many rounds did you play? - 3 rounds?
- 2 rounds? - Yeah, he played 3 rounds.
Oh...
Oh, that was big.
Really big.
You hit it freely.
Oh!
[*painful*]
- One team cleared! - Amazing!
- I see. - So, if we cleared it...
- Oh, good, good, good! - It's a super good victory!
- We should continue. - That's right.
- How many rounds did we play? - We played 7 rounds.
- One team cleared in 7 rounds. - Yes.
- So, from now on... - Will it be a match?
- Shibayu's pressure is crazy.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Oh... - Oh!
- What's that?
- It's like a rock game.
[*painful*]
- Oh!
- The way you throw is not like a dance.
- Yay! - Yay!
- We cleared it!
- If I did it right away...
- Good match is expensive. - Good luck!
- Next round is a good match. - I'll keep throwing.
- I'll do it.
- I'll do it!
- How many rounds did we play?
- 3 rounds. - Close!
- Hmm...
- We played 4 rounds.
- Oh! - Oh!
- I'll do it right away.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Finally! - How many times did you do it?
- Now, please. - Yes.
- Shibayu-san, 32 times. - Yes.
- Tetsuya-san and Shimizu-san, 7 times. - Yes.
- Yosamichi-san and Yume-san and Uemura-san, 16 times. - Yes.
- This is a strange ranking, isn't it? - No, no, no.
- Tetsuya is sentenced to death. - What?!
- However, the lessons I have with me won't be affected by luck like this. - Oh!
- 16!
- There are 3 healthy days left. - Oh!
- I see. - To put it simply, I want to continue to hang in there.
- What?! - What?!
- Does that mean you can relay? - That's right.
- The three of us as a team can relay. - What?!
- There's only one. - Who?!
- Who is it? - There's only one.
- There's only one, right? - Yes.
- It's Ryo. - Oh!
- This is bad! - This is bad!
- I'll do my best! - There's no way you can do your best!
- And, Toshii and Tetsuya are sentenced to death. - Again...
- This group of brain... - Let's do our best!
- I think my time difference is about 20 seconds.
- Let's do it! - Yes!
- "Unjirujibu" - "Unjirujibu" is what you said?
- "Unjirujibu" and "shonen gerou ni hirai no uchiha" - Hey, don't say the same thing!
- Well, there are 3 types. - Yes.
- You can choose the one you like. - Well, I like the biggest one.
- Anyone can get it, right? - Well, anyone can get it.
- Well, then... - 1, 2, 3.
- What will you do? - What will you do? - Mr. Gochi?
- Well, we will start with "unjirujibu". - I'll go with "unjirujibu".
- Well, of course, everyone, please do it to the limit. - Yes.
- I have a sore throat. - Well, let's do it! - Yes!
- "Girassagari" competition! Ready... Action!
- Oh, it's so slippery! - Huh?
- Are you okay? - My feet! My feet!
- Oh... - Oh, it's really painful.
- Well, "gerou" became this kind of object, so... - No, it's not painful at all.
- You can go blank there. - Oh, I'm in trouble!
- No, it's really slippery! - It's slippery!
- It's funny! - Hey, hold it up! Hold it up!
- It's like a chair. - It's really slippery!
- Oh, it's dangerous!
- Yes! - It's dangerous!
- It's really slippery, so be careful! - Oh, but it's pretty painful.
- This is really tough for me. - No, but you know...
- It's slippery! - You can do it! You can do it!
- You can do it! - Oh, it's tough!
- You have 40 life left. - Sorry!
- Oh, no, no, no! - It's sticky!
- You can do it! - Oh, no! It's slimy!
- It fell down. - Oh, it hurts!
- It can't be helped. - Oh, it fell down.
- Oh, it's too much! - I can do it in an instant.
- It's tough! - You should stretch out and get down.
- Okay, everyone's relaxed now. - Oh, it hurts!
- Wow! - Oh, no! I can't do it at all!
- I'm counting on you! - You can do it, Toshizu! You can win!
- You can do it, Toshizu! - Shut up!
- Oh, no! - Oh, no!
- Toshizu!
- Wow! Toshizu! If you set a new record... - You can't do it!
- Oh, no! - The number of participants is increasing!
- My right hand hurts so much. - Okay, you can put it down now.
- Okay! - Wow! - This is a really good match! - It's a good match!
- I think it's a good match if it's less than 20 seconds. - Yeah.
- Please be patient! Ryo-san, 2 minutes and 1 second. - Wow! - Wow!
- Tetsuya-san and Toshimizu-san, 2 minutes and 24 seconds. - Wow!
- Himemura-san, Uemura-san and Shibayu-san, 1 minute and 57 seconds. - Wow!
- Well, well, well... - It's a good match. - But it's 1 vs. 2 vs. 3.
- Well, well, well... - It's a good match. - It's a good match.
- And for the winning Texas team, we have this. - We need it! - We need it!
- Next up is a game I prepared. - Okay. - I'll go get it. - Okay.
- It's a game like "soul". - Fingertips! - Yay!
- I'll be using this! - Oh! - Ta-da! - Wow!
- It's a fast-drinking cola! - Oh! - Oh! - It's over.
- I'll have you drink these three. - Three? - Oh!
- Three of you will be delayed, two of you will be delayed, and one of you will have to drink it alone. - Oh, one of you will have to drink three.
- One team will have three. - Yeah, one team will have three. - Oh!
- This is a team game, and Tetsuya will be the only one to be decided. - What?!
- Wait, I'm decided?! - I'm sorry about this. - Is Tetsuya really going to drink it? - Yeah.
- But I'm giving it to Nontan-san. - Nontan-san?! - Don't you think so? - Nontan-san is crazy!
- When I was friends with Tetsuya in the past, we used to go to the Carrier Wave Stadium. - Hahaha!
- We used to drink cola in private. - Hahaha! - What's with you?! - You're the kind of man who likes to touch things. - Yeah, yeah, I'm the kind of man who likes to touch things. - Oh, I see.
- When we did it, Tetsuya went crazy. - He was drunk, but after that, he didn't even stand up. - Hahaha!
- He went to the convenience store right in front of me and went to the bathroom in fours. - Hahaha!
- I thought I was out of breath, but it was all air. - Hahaha! - Oh, that's what you call "gerunica." - Gerunica. - That's what you call "gerunica."
- I may be out of breath, but I drink fast. - On the contrary, Mushi-san is very slow. - I can't do anything. - Hahaha!
- All three of you are in first place. - I'm in third place, too. - Hahaha! - Shibayu, I was in third place, too. - Hahaha!
- What about the three of you here? - Oh, well... - Oh, no, I think Yumemura is really fast. - Tetsuya is fast. - Tetsuya is fast. - I was careless and thought it would be like this, but I lost. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yumemura is fast, so this is the third place. - Oh, I see. - On the contrary, you're in second place. - That's right, that's right, I see. - Three of my friends are in third place. - Yes, yes, yes.
- To say it again, I can't get drunk. - That's right. - So if you put this in, you'll swell up. - Yeah. - But if you put it all in a bucket and boil it up, it'll explode. - Hahaha! - That's a terrible thing to do. - Shibayu can't get drunk, can you? - But I'm weird because I'm fast. - Hahaha! - There are so many funny people here.
Our teams have split this in half.
- Ready? - We're ready.
Please start whenever you're ready.
Then, coke drinking battle.
Ready...
Start!
He's fast, he's fast, he's fast.
He's drinking soda, he's drinking soda, he's drinking soda.
He's one step ahead.
He's slow, he's slow.
He's really slow.
That's it.
It happened so fast!
It came out!
But Messi-san, you're too late!
It's game over!
The shutter's closed! Are you okay?!
The shutter's closed!
Give us your impressions!
This is amazing!
Don't laugh!
This is hard!
Go, Messi-san!
The shutter's closed! It's too fast!
It's a good game!
Go!
You're in first place!
It's a good game!
It's a really good game!
Go, Fuji-kun!
My nose hurts!
My nose and ears hurt!
Nice!
Go!
It's really good!
It's amazing!
Nice!
It's a game!
My stomach hurts!
All of it!
My stomach hurts!
All of it!
I can't eat it anymore!
I can't eat popcorn anymore!
I can't eat coke anymore!
When you drink coke, it goes like this in your throat!
Coke is never born!
One drop at a time, it explodes!
I want to team up and do it again!
Sensei, can you do it again?
Please do it!
You should have said "how's" to Harimoto.
You shouldn't have said "guero".
It's supposed to be "how's"!
Don't lower the shutter!
It's supposed to be "how's"!
It's not "guero"?
It's not "guero"!
Between "guero" and "geppo", it's "guernica"!
Shibayu is angry!
I'm sorry!
Shibayu was like...
I'm happy you told me about it.
Shibayu isn't happy about it!
It's the only thing he wants!
Can you use your mouth to drink coke?
What's that?!
It stinks!
Oh...
It's completely different!
Now, time please!
Shibuya-san, Yonezu-san, Yamada-san, team 1 minute and 56 seconds.
Ryo-san and Shimizu-san, team 1 minute and 52 seconds.
Tetsuya-san, 11 minutes and 56 seconds.
What?!
That's a lot of time!
11 minutes and 56 seconds!
It would be amazing if we lost one!
Damn it, we did it in vain!
Well, last one!
Yes!
I'll go outside for the last one!
Yes!
Since we've gone outside, let's go outside!
Yes!
Good morning!
Oh, good morning, director!
You guys don't look cool.
You too, director!
Director is fine.
I'm just kidding.
What we're going to do is...
In other words...
It's a riot!
Oh...
It's a riot!
We don't know where the people we're protecting will come from.
Oh, I see.
And we won't know until we get 3 kills.
That's 3 kills.
It's like a dodge game.
We don't know how many kills we'll get.
First of all, it's a riot with 3 people.
How are you going to do it one-on-one or two-on- two?
It's easy!
If you're alone, you'll be in the back.
If you're together, you'll be in the middle.
What?
No, you won't.
You'll be in the middle and I'll be in the middle!
If you're together, you won't be in that position.
In other words, you'll protect the riot by yourself.
Oh, I see!
You were a rioter, weren't you?
Yes, I was.
You were a rioter, weren't you?
I'm...
I'm a rioter.
What?
3 people won't come.
I see.
You think it's okay, don't you?
If you're going to destroy it, it's scary.
3 people won't come.
It won't end.
If it's like this, I think I can do it.
You can take it like this, right?
Yes, I can do it like this.
You can take it like this, right?
There's someone you really don't know over there.
Oh, yeah.
He's my direct junior.
Oh, yeah.
He's my direct junior.
Oh, you know him.
Let's do it!
Yes!
Let's do it!
- First up is Toshio Totsumichi's challenge. - Yes!
- Isn't this pretty tough, Shibuyai? - Toughness is important!
- Luck is important! - It really is all about luck.
The person who hits the ball will decide who goes first.
- 160cm and 90kg, please. - Our Shohei!
- Our Shohei will hit the ball! - Okay, okay.
- Shohei, please! Shohei! - Shohei is my senpai, you know.
- Yeah, you're right. - He's been Shohei for a year now.
- 190cm Shohei's form. - That's new!
He looks like Baby Castella.
- He's been like that for a while now. - He's cute.
- Go ahead! - Here I go!
- Nice! - I think you got it!
- Can you get it? - I think you can!
- You got it! - Yay!
- This is tough! - This is hellish!
- This is tough! - Is it 1 now?
- Isn't it 1 now? - It's 1 now.
- It's getting harder and harder. - That's true.
Here I go!
I'm praying for you.
- Oh, nice! - How is it?
- Can you do it? - I think you can do it.
This is easy!
- Wow! - That's fast!
- I thought you'd get it in 1/7. - Yeah.
- But it's actually pretty fast. - Yeah, I thought you'd get it in the 21st.
- Yeah! - In terms of probability.
I thought you'd get it in the side.
- Oh, you can do it! - You can do it!
- Oh, I can't do it. - Oh, man!
If you were feeling good, you'd have gotten it.
- You're doing your best. - Fourth ball!
- Okay! - Here I go!
- Nice! - You can do it!
- Can you make it?! - Oh!
- Wow! - Wow!
- You did it! - Wow!
That's a skill!
- Your defense is wide! - Fifth ball next!
- You can do it! - Wow!
- You only have one ball left. - Yeah!
It's hard to hit a long ball with a mega bat.
- Oh! - This is...
- Wow! - Nice!
You got it in a good spot!
- Oh! - You got it in a good spot!
- Wow! - You did it!
- That's amazing! - You're fast!
- But isn't it pretty fast? - It's really fast!
You missed two balls!
- The light you got in that bath was amazing. - Yeah, it was.
- It was pretty amazing. - That was amazing.
- Good job! - Good job!
- You're too good! - The grilled fish is good!
- It's good!
- It looked good! - You did well!
- You're a master! - But the problem is...
It's not about whether you did well or not, it's about whether you did a good job or not.
Can you do both teams with only 5 balls?
- Well... - It's hard!
- It's hard!
- 5 balls was too fast. - 2 balls was a mistake.
- I'll do my best. - Let's go!
- Two teams. - That's the first base.
- We're waiting for the first base of the center right. - Does that mean we should throw away the left?
- That's what's going on now. - The left is where Ryo runs.
- Oh, I see. - Since you're in second base, you can throw away the right.
- Ryo is in center and left. - I'm getting drunk now.
- Here I go! - It's starting.
- Right! - Second base!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
- Second base! - Are you drunk?
- Wow! - Wow!
- Isn't that a big one? - That's a 3rd base.
- Let's go! - Second base!
- Oh! - Oh!
- It's in front of you! - But is it?
- Wow! - Wow!
- That's amazing! - That's amazing!
- That's tough! - Is there only one more?
- Yeah! - We got second base!
- Perfect! - Perfect!
- We got it! - Isn't perfect crazy?
- I'm in center. - OK!
- Oh, it's Nikki's... - Oh, it's hard to judge!
- This is... - But this is dangerous.
- There's also a problem with positioning. - I think there is.
- Nikki! - Oh, it's coming!
- Nikki! - Chance! Chance!
- Nikki's there! - Oh, this is for Nikki!
- Wow! - This is for Nikki for real!
- Nikki! Nikki! - The winner of "Nikki Mara's Full Food Race" is...
- Oh! - We're switching.
- Wait, switch! - Oh!
- We haven't even introduced ourselves. - Yeah.
- They won't tell us. - They haven't told us yet.
- Ryosuke-style, right? - Yeah.
- Well... - Ryosuke.
- Are you okay? - Sorry!
- He's nervous. - I'm nervous.
- We don't have to use Narita's mistakes. - Okay.
- This mistake is a bit... - Here I go!
- Hey! - Hey!
- You're nervous, aren't you?! - Are you okay?!
- This is the most fun! - Here I go!
- Here I go!
- Hahahahaha! - Director!
- Are you okay? - Yeah.
- You're nervous, aren't you?! - I'm nervous.
- It's a battle, huh? - Here I go!
- Oh, you're hiding. - Oh!
- This is... - This is...
- This is dangerous. - This is...
- This is victory! - This is...
- This is victory! - This is victory!
- What's the score now? - It's 10-to-10 now.
- 11th ball! - 11th ball!
- Oh! This is a win! - Can you do it?!
- Can you do it?!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Nice catch! - Nice catch!
- Anyway, 3rd ball, nice catch! - Yes!
- 5th ball and 11th ball, right? - 11th ball, huh?
- But it's good, right? - Yeah, I think it's good.
- Now, it's our turn. - Alright!
- Normal defense, right? - Normal defense.
- 3rd ball is normal. - 3rd ball is normal.
- We're going to live without climbing mountains. - It's starting now!
- Okay! - Okay!
- Shibayu's running! - Shibayu's running!
- Is that the starting line? - Yeah!
- It looks like it! - That's the starting line.
- Here I go! - Can you do it in one go?
- Oh! - Oh!
- You got it! You got it! - You got it!
- Oh! Oh! Oh! - Oh!
- Hey! - Hey!
- You were running! - Hahaha!
- You said you'd catch it if you didn't stop! - I'm sorry!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- It's a goal! - It's a goal! It's a goal! It's a goal!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Look at that! - Look at that!
- Wow, Sakippon! - Nice catch!
- But you can catch it, right? - Yeah, if you can catch it.
- You're good at it. - Yeah, you can catch it safely.
Shoulder pads!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Narita is too good at it! - Narita is good!
Kea, Kea!
- Oh! - Is this hard?
- Ah! I see! - Ah! I see!
- I thought it was completely over. - If you can't catch it, it's hard.
You can't get close to the goal.
- This is hard. - There's a good guy!
- Ah! - Ah!
You're a funny guy!
Seriously, why can he do funny things just by catching a wire fly like that?
Isn't he amazing? He's running towards the ball properly.
You guys are growing up!
- You three are strong. - Wow!
- There it is! - This is good!
- There it is! - There it is!
- Ah! - Ah!
- He's... - This is funny!
- He's going for it! - That guy is funny!
His sunglasses are weird, too!
- There it is! There it is! There it is! - This is funny!
- Go, Hiro, Hiro! - Hahaha!
Oh, he's changed. He's changed positions.
- Streak! - Good shot!
- Strike! - Ah!
Hahahaha!
- Wow! - It's in!
- Work hard! - Wow, there's about 4 balls in!
- It's picking up! - You can do it!
Hahaha!
- Look at his amazing ball tracing ability! - True.
- There it is! - There it is!
- Easy, easy! - Taro, Taro, Taro!
- He's rewarded! He's rewarded! - I'm so happy!
- He looked like a parent. - He's getting a ball for himself.
- Can I bet on it? - No, you can't. - No, you can't. - No, you can't. - I won't win. - You can't bet on it.
- I'm so moved. - I'm glad. - It was a good challenge. - Entertainment.
- So... - Shimizu-san, 5 times. Ryosanmizu-san, 11 times. Tetsuya-san, Shimizu-san, Ryosanmizu-san, 17 times.
- That's quite a lot. - It's about 5 times more. - Yeah.
- If you think of it as 3 times more, it's quite a lot. - It's like one more person. - Yeah.
- But it's usually the other way around. - I see. - Strange things happen and you get one more person.
- The winner is Mushi-sensei? - Yeah! - I forgot about it. - I'm glad you did it. - I'm glad.
- This challenge was fun. - It was fun.
- It's really funny. - Yeah.